probie

Probie is a term used by firefighters to identify a probationary firefighter, or rookie.

its a noun

by Chewyfood January 14, 2004

D Profit

a stupid white gangster kid that starts problems with every body

tommy: whats good d profit?
d profit: fuck you buddy
tommy: im gonna kick your ass

by j_dog156 October 15, 2008

Net profit

(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.

Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Corporate Profit Day

Otherwise known as Saint Valentine's Day. Celebrated on February 14 every year, Corporate Profit Day is the time of year that business rakes in billions of dollars preying on the irrational desire of many couples to legitimize their relationships in the eyes of their peers.

Jill: Hey Jack! What did you get your girlfriend for Corporate Profit Day?

Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!

Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.

by clippo February 26, 2011

profit-driven company

The least profitable thing in the world run by people who are out of touch with their own emotions and will never probably never understand what life is really for.

You’d be hard-pressed to find anything less profitable than a profit-driven company.

by kabukulator September 15, 2011

Profitate

When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.

Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.

Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.

by Insigniarum May 12, 2020

PROFIT!

The result of a step-by-step combining of a defined action and ?. Originated from a South Park episode "Underpants Gnomes"

Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: ?.
Step 3: PROFIT!

by Gerinych January 13, 2008