Man of God who is rarely genuine but also likes them young. They usually molest or rape young boys and does not get caught 99% of the time
Joe: where is little Timmy?
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.
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Get the Priest mug.Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park
Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.
Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.
Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.
Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?
Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.
Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.
Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.
Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?
Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.
Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
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1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. "Dude, okay, I'm really sorry, but I had a priest the other day and I kind of ruined those pants you lent me."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
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