pretopsoluminiam

where my love comes from when i am tripping on DXM.

screenname2: sometimes
screenname2: when you are cute
screenname2: we ride in a boat
screenname1: wow where is this com ing form
screenname2: my pretopsoluminiam

by Jobe Lye December 23, 2003

pretexting

Typing into a phone appearing to be sending and receiving messages with serious intent, but nobody is receiving or responding.

While sitting at a table in a restaurant with his parents, he is pretexting so that he can ignore his folks and anyone who may see him.

by Mountieman April 4, 2010

pretexting

A fancy euphanism for lieing.

man1- So HP was caught pretexting the other day.
man2- Pretexting? What's with the fancy shit? Call it for what it is, they were lieing!

by Zumwalmi October 4, 2006

pretext

an excuse when you are having an intercourse with someone else (other than ur gf)

Hey Darling what have you been doing saturday night? oh I was having a pretext for having sex
Or
Hey Noah can I see your sticks? (<-- this is the pretext)
I love when you twist them...

by Gabrielasitta March 23, 2008

pretoxicated

The state of already being intoxicated when showing up at an event that involves drinking.

"Hey, just so you know, before we go to the club I'm meeting up with a friend so I may be a bit pretoxicated."

by _fluffy October 18, 2013

pretexter

n. - a person who pretends that they can text message quickly in public, to impress those watching.

He says he can send messages at 78 words per minute, but he's a pretexter. He sends nothing to no one at that speed.

by YTONTHEMOON September 15, 2009

preto

Preto is a portuguese word for "black"

"O sapato é preto" The shoe is black

by p~ihttp://www.urbandictionary. March 15, 2017