Pregnancy

Lennon is the creator of pregnancy, she's been pregnant over 200000000000069 times. She is a pro.

also everyone wants to fuck her and loves her

"Lennon did you create pregnancy"

*goes into labour*

by Lennon.loves.ou November 17, 2022

Pregnancy

What happens when daddy blows his load in mommy's pussy

Friend 1- "omg this cute boy gave me the biggest creampie last night"
Friend 2- "woah aren't you not on birth control? you don't want an unplanned pregnancy!"

by blingusborgus May 2, 2025

pregnancy brain

An anecdotal mental state that overtakes women after the first couple months of pregnancy that causes even well composed women to become disorganized and forgetful beyond the any otherwise explainable state. Other than intermittent cognitive lapses, the woman is normally functional. The state is usually temporary, disappearing immediately post-natal but can recur through multiple pregnancies.

Pregnant wife: Honey! Have you seen my car keys? I can't find them.
Husband: I have not seen them but since your car is idling in the driveway I'd assume you left them in the ignition.
Pregnant wife: Grrr. I hate having pregnancy brain!

by Lucius.Fox October 21, 2013

Pregnancy Test

The magic wand that can make a man dissappear

Pregnant Girl:James, I took a pregnancy test and it says I'm pregnant.

James:I'm leaving you

by sammydagreat November 13, 2010

Pregnancy predator

A type of sexual predator in which a woman entraps a man by using sex and lies until she becomes pregnant. She then uses the child as a tool to extort the man as an indentured financial servant or a means of human welfare.

Since women do not have to be held accountable for these actions, nor is this deemed illegal, the problem of pregnancy predators has been exploited and is increasing at an exponential rate, especially amongst lower class young minority females.

Do not mess around with that girl. She is ghetto as hell and probably a pregnancy predator. She'll just throw pussy at you until you're blue in the face and she's pregnant. Then she'll extort you for the rest of your life. And guess what, this is LEGAL!

by Reasoner July 7, 2009

pregnancy roulette

When a girl has unprotected sex with multiple men and does not know who the father is.

Eva had to go on to "The Maury Povich" show to determine who her baby daddy is from playing pregnancy roulette with Marcelo, Jim, Kris, Steve, and Ting.

by JC#1 December 29, 2007

Pregnancy preventer

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.

by Pregnancy Preventer January 12, 2011