Preece

Preece is a unique surname which traditionally refers to the tamer of unicorns. Preece’s usually come across strange when you first encounter them however are an attractive and intelligent breed of people with an excellent scene of smell. Preece’s are notorious due to their natural talent for defeating their enemies at staring contests; it is no surprise then that they will often settle their disputes this way.
It is a sad fact that Preece’s are becoming increasingly rare. The women being incredibly beautiful are married off and hence loose their surname. However a large percentage of the Preece population will remain celibate so that they can remain pure enough to for fill what some would consider their true calling of working with unicorns.

Child: Dad! Look at that unicorn, someone is riding it.
Dad: Ahh yes son. That'd be a Preece

by Gashmaster2001 April 26, 2014

Preacher's Daughter Syndrome

An affliction (usually affecting young females, though some US politicians have confirmed cases) that is the result of overprotective, usually Christian upbringing. Due to being taught that everything is sinful, upon reaching the age of puberty and learning of unwholesome activities for the first time, sufferers have no common sense on the issue. This results in sexual promiscuity, drug dependence, shallow personality, and other personality defects.

See also Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome.

"Sure, see graduated with honors, but she is afflicted by Preacher's Daughter Syndrome,"

Jessica Lovejoy - "Bart's Girlfriend", Season 6 of The Simpsons

by Crash2108 October 7, 2009

preachology

preachology (noun) : the science of preaching : the process of scriptural interpretation, textual application, sermon composition and delivery : the art of preaching :

He is dull and monotone in his preachology.

by Mike Elder March 22, 2008

preach

"Preach" has no single meaning, but is used to convey a casual sense of affirmation, acknowledgement, Said in agreement, something that is real, absolute, well said, a person dropping mad knowledge,

Or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably.

Its usage among young blacks has been parodied ad nauseam among clueless suburban whites.

Seamore .... speak..... preach…….

Man I just started a new fur line.... Preach

by Mz Nikki August 15, 2006

Preschooled

The act of getting something, or making fun of someone, by acting like a preschooler.

1: "Alright one of us has to drive..."
2: "1-2-3 NOT IT!!!!"

Outsider: "Damn you just got PRESCHOOLED!!!"

by Kerkeee May 2, 2010

Peter Peecha

A character from the popular series "Peter Peecha" made by 8BitAnt, though originally based off of a video by a user named redshibe. Peter Peecha has a love pizza with his arch-nemesis being freddy fazbear, because fuck that guy who the fuck even likes that piece of shit? 8BitAnt is also known to be the voice of Peter Peecha, and his iconic "Peecha".

"Hey did you watch that new peter peecha video by 8BitAnt yet?"

by ChibiWilli November 7, 2020

Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher

An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.

Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022