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swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020
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nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.
Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!
by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016
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Wet Pouch

Natalie's wet pouch was touched by Lisa's wet pouch when they scissored together.
by Rosie "Rosebud" Rosenthal March 1, 2011
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Pouch envy

When a male Kangaroo gets jelous of a female Kangaroo because he doesn't have a pouch and all he wants is a pocket but just cant get one
Joey:Hey Ken that kangaroo looks sad.
ken:He has got marjor pouch envy.
Joey:poor thing :(
by ron dick December 3, 2009
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silent pothead

a person who is a pothead but noone would think they would be.
someone who smokes weed or drugs alot and denys it to the public is considered a silent pothead
by James maginbush October 8, 2005
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Queef Pouch

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.
I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!
by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010
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Poughkeepsie

Pronounce puh KIP see. GET IT RIGHT!

A city in New York's Dutchess County. Always debated whether it is upstate or downstate. The New York State Department of tourism considers everything north of Poughkeepsie to be upstate.

Poughkeepsie is split into Town of Poughkeepsie and City of Poughkeepsie. For no reason. City has low taxes, small houses. Town has huge houses, high taxes. Town includes Arlington district (Pleasant Valley, Lagrange, Overlook, Titusville etc.) and Spackenkill District (Hagan, Nassau, Beachwood).

The town's HIGH taxes carry the weight of the entire town.

Poughkeepsie is the home of Vassar College. One of the top colleges in the nation.

Poughkeepsie is near Hyde Park, Wappingers, Newburgh, Beacon, Highland, and other towns.

Spackenkill High School, a small school with about 500 students, is considered to be the best high school. This is only in grades, education. The lockers don't even have locks.

Many people are flocking from nyc to Poughkeepsie. The population is steadily increasing.

Has the best view of the Hudson River.
Ugh I'm from the city of poughkeepsie. I'm 17 and I have 3 kids.

I'm from the town of poughkeepsie and I graduated from high school when I was 14.
by don't worry about that September 2, 2005
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