Poopension

The sudden wave of fear or tension that arises when one yearns to poop, but someone walks into the bathroom and knocks on the door.

The poopension overwhelmed her as someone knocked on her bathroom stall.

by beanchoy October 10, 2016

Pension Witch

An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.

Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?

Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.

Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.

Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.

by Spicy chicken fajitas May 11, 2021

Demon Pension

Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.

Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"

Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"

by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020

old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer

person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner

by vWarspite August 12, 2022

pensioner's leg

A thin, pale, knobbly, veiny penis.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

potfessional

white-collar recreational user of marijuana

I can not party late tonight because I am a potfessional and I have to get up early to go to work.

by missy October 13, 2009

potensive

The state of waiting before fulfilling your potential. Generally arises from fear of failure.

Oscar wanted to be a famous musician, but was potensive for years before trying to learn to play guitar.

by c g ball September 22, 2005