porny bastard

Horny male who relies on porn for sexual relief instead of actual females.

Al is such a porny bastard. If he lost some weight, he might get the real thing.

by Wiki1968 December 5, 2009

Pornywood

The area of the San Fernando Valley near Los Angeles, California, famed for being the epicentre of pornographic film production in the U.S.

Wow, you're dating a Pornywood actress? Tell me, has she bleached her anus?

by croecko June 10, 2016

horny porny

Someone who’s super horny, loaded to burst at any time.

Killian’s horny porny, he’s desperatly in need of a good fuck.

by LWery May 25, 2018

Pornguyver

Someone going to great lengths to rig up elaborate (and sometimes dangerous) setups to view multiple pornography sources simultaneously.

Guy1: Did you see my brothers new setup?
Guy2: No...
Guy1: Basically it's 5 old monitors from a pawn shop hooked to 3 computers with no case all perched on a closet door sitting between 2 cinder blocks sitting across his bathtub. Oh, and Pornguyver's got a projector running too.

by MephistoQC May 2, 2008

CORNY PORNY

A pornography film that is extremely corny.

This is the most corny porny ive ever seen.

by Clivage May 18, 2006

corny porny

A porno that is so unbearably corny is every way possible, from acting, to the music, to the location... it's all just corny.

Did you see Tera Patrick and Alexis Texas in that corny porny? She was licking air booty and air tits with elevator music in the background.

by FilthyGorgeous October 2, 2014

Pongy

A distinct smell (usually sausage) coming from someones mouth. This smell can be weak or strong but whoever gets a wiff of it is down for a rough time.

His breath was quite pongy
Kim pong un
Pongs forge

by Pongu June 9, 2018