twat portfolio

when you gotta roll through your rolodex of pussy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.

HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!

by DecadentDestruction July 18, 2006

pornholio

A large collection of porno, or used to describe a porn addict.

Thats one big pile of pornholio!
You Pornholio

by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003

pornfolio

A folder with a bunch of pornographic pictures inside.

Because he wanted to get a boner, Freddy took out his pornfolio.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

portfolio

Something extremely gay and pointles that Newark High School requires for graduation. Our superintendent, Mr. Sanders makes us do. He makes us do it so the high school looks good.

Portfolios blow ass!

by Britt March 6, 2005

Poofolio

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

by ky'el August 19, 2009

Portfolio Snatcher

A person who steals portfolios from often unaware design students carrying large portfolio bags.

Tom: "What a great day it is today...!"

Portfolio Snatcher: "A ha! I have your portfolio (runs away)."

by Penywagger December 11, 2010

portfolioaidsopoulos

A person, originating from Greece, who constantly flags accounts for no real reason. Once an account has been flagged, an annoying form must be signed and returned to remove the flag.

My account got flagged again for no reason. Portfolioaidsopoulos is now asking for a signature.

by DSC369 February 12, 2013