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A hardline Capitalist. Someone who defends capitalism to the hilt, even when it becomes authoritarian and immoral for them to do so. This word is not meant to say that capitalism is bad, but rather describe people who become borderline authoritarians when defending the system of Capitalism. The word does not specifically have any bite to it.

The derives from the words "Tankie" and "Porky"

Porky is a cartoon character from a 1920 Soviet agitprop poster. The character, both online and in real life, has been used to represent the bourgeois or ruling class, a literal capitalist pig.

A Tankie is an apologist for the violence and crimes against humanity perpetrated by twentieth-century Marxist-Leninist regimes, particularly the Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin (1924 - 1953).
Person 1: Micheal thinks it's good that China is now privatizing air.

Person 2: Wow! Really?

Person 1: He also unironically thinks that people who don't like Capitalism should be thrown out helicopters.

Person 2: What a Porkie.
Porkie by Vector Smith August 6, 2018
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poodie- someone extremely cute that you just can’t seem to get over
Mike: Yeah man that girl is my poodie
Jon: Oh wow you must really like her
poodie by heythere17368 December 12, 2019
weed,herbs,marijuana.an illegal dug with a slang name.
we funna go smoke sum podie
podie by mz.mai November 18, 2004
A porsiem is like a promise, but it's messed up and stupid and can easily be broken.
A: I promise that I will fuck a llama.

B: That's a porsiem, dude. You would never do that.
porsiem by cheeselouise666 November 16, 2021
An individual that has a frequent habit of being on Pornhub, Onlyfans, Chaterbate or any pornstar.
Dad: I just wish you’d do something better with your life instead of hanging out with the pornies…

Mackayla: I’ll be alright daddy, I promise. I’m 18 now.
Pornie by Woof1225 May 18, 2023

Porciello 

An ignorant tool with incredibly low self esteem. This is the guy who, though he's 5 years removed from graduation, will still attend the high school girls basketball game and post about it on Facebook. This is the guy who everyone voted to be the most successful in high school yet who shows himself to be an epic fail, surprising nobody who isn't a tool. This is the guy who is always the first to post a "happy birthday" on each and every one of his Facebook's friends' walls (includes younger siblings, whom he has barely ever spoken to, of kids who used to tolerate his ass back in the day). Yet this is the guy who has amassed a following a tools like the Pied Piper did with children. In short, this is a person you never wanna be.
Herb: Look at those pre-teens playing home run derby next to the elementary school
Donnie: The ones with the backwards hats and the undersized college basketball jerseys?
Herb: Yeah them. On there way to being regular Porciellos

"The Porciello smells like donkey dung. Must have shit his shorts again."

Mitch: "Hey who's playing at the club tonight?"
Gary: "That gay group with Porciello on guitar I think"
Mitch: "Let's watch Porky's 2 instead."
Gary: "Agreed."

"Stop being such a faggot-ass Porciello"
Porciello by Johnny Woodly February 24, 2010