Cracking in the porting

Spanish expression

It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.

It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.

-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!

-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!

TRANSLATION:

-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit

-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!

by Juan Angel July 30, 2007

Poosting

To post on a forum or message board while at the same time excreting fecal waste.

Hey guys, just so you know, I'm poosting this response just because you mean so much to me *Ass Wipe Break* where was I?

by AjaxtheGoat November 4, 2009

pootinanny

(poot-in-nanny) A stupid or utterly ridiculous person.

Even when Chris is sobber, he's still a pootinanny.

by James McVane May 11, 2007

porting

The act of another male tying weights to his foreskin in order for another male to inject his fallous into another mans penis.

That guy Ben got caught porting Tim.

by mattlikesvodka October 23, 2009

Poontangalypse

Another term for menstrual cycle.

At the start of someones period one might say "THE POONTANGALYPSE IS NIGH!"

by Manlybabies January 25, 2015

Porting

The act of a male inserting his penis into a post-op trans female’s vagina (inverted penis).

Dylan told us today about his porting experience with shim-othy.

by Rajingo April 11, 2023

AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.

Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live

by Aids-Pooting-Awareness-Club May 26, 2023