moist pooplets

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

by kayaker2008 April 3, 2005

poopling

A baby poop (or turd) fresh from the butt. If it has been sitting for over an hour, then it's a normal poop.

There was a small poopling on the ground.

by Pooperooni July 12, 2009

pooplet

A small bit of poo left after a flush.

Maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that pooplet to hell

by Chode Slapper January 25, 2010

poopitude

when you're on the crapper with attitude

mike: "hey, johny, hurry up!"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"

by jack 02116 March 13, 2007

Poopalitis

There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.

I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.

by Dragon13 July 17, 2006

pooplick

When your dog licks his/her butthole and leaves a wet spot in the bed.

"Damn! I think I just laid in Psyche's pooplick!"

"Psyche!!! STOP POOPLICKING IN THE BED!"

"The wet spot in the bed is surely a pooplick."

by Daviddddddddddddd April 11, 2008

Pooplisted

You have been "shit listed" i e no one wants anything to do with you, banned, etc

Shawn was pooplisted for qq'ing his dota match.

by Dr_ugs June 15, 2009