poopernickel

A fast method of transport used in Austria to get from place to place. Very like a tram only with Lederhosen!

It only costs 5 marks to ride the poopernickel from Berlin to Munich and back!

by bigger J September 11, 2006

Pooparican

A trashy, classless, lisping, peurtorican hoe, generally named Maria, that deserves to be mung jumped (see Mung Jumping) Pooparicans are typically poopy, inside and out. It is normally apparent that they cannot afford to shower, as their hair is greasy, and teeth are the same color as there skin (poop colored) and their facial features are smushed together into the center of their face. (example Jay Leno)

WARNING POOPARICANS ARE TOXIC, if you come into contact with one, IMMEDIATELY douse yourself with anti-bacterial soap, and take a trip to the clinic to get an HIV test!

Work Experience: basically looking like shit (no pun intended), spreading STD's to numerous men in one night, and some prostitution.

How to spot a pooparican: LOOK IN THE TOILET!

SK: Maria's skin is the color of poop
LA: Yeah, I know she's a Pooparican

by Sarah and Lucy February 26, 2008

pooporn

***Warning - This is discguising***

Slang for Pornography where the participants use human "poo". Usually ingested fresh from the rectum.

Slang by melissa =p

"Please poo in my mouth, i find it such a turn on, oooh oooh - what the fuck have you been eating??"
"oh lumpy theres a bit of sweetcorn"

by djchrissy August 20, 2004

poopcarnival

Something which from a distance might appear interesting, but upon closer examination is found to be deceptively lame, stupid, or flat out idiotic.

John was walking away from the car show disappointed that most of the nice cars were fiberglass kits attached to crappy sunfire and cavalier frames "I know better than to be deceived into attending this poopcarnival ever again !"

by ImShero February 18, 2010

poopanoosa

poop mixed with chapstick

-Hey, I ran out of poopanoosa; can I borrow some?

-Sure, today's flavor is bacon and corn with Dr. Pepper lipsmackers.

by KT Lang March 1, 2010

Poopernutter

A Poopernutter is an alien-like being that has a pouch - much like a kangaroo's - on its stomach. It has one curly hair that sticks up into the air on its head. Its best friend is known to be the Poo Chi Chi. Like the Poo Chi Chi, the Poopernutter has no gender. Many people think of a baby when they see the Poopernutter because of its appearance.

Mom, can I have an ice cream cone?
No, sweetie.
(Cries)
Ugh, you're such a Poopernutter.

by Poo Chi Chi April 3, 2011

Poopanic

The immediate sense of dread when you've already begun the process of defecation and you notice insufficient toilet paper for the deed intended.

I dropped my trousers and sat down, only to look at the roll and instantly felt poopanic.

by MoonlightOps August 13, 2019