Plonkerdoodle

A term of affectionate rebuke. Banterful scolding. Used for remonstration, when joking or harsh words are not appropriate.

'you utter plonkerdoodle!'

by star_0f_wonder September 11, 2009

Ponkerfudge

When a mediocre middle aged white man takes a shit in a hat and gives it to you as a present for your 7th birthday.

Person: Wow that kids so cute!
Person 2: Ya but I heard they got Ponkerfudged

by PUSSY-SLAYER420 November 23, 2020

Richard Pooner

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...

IM just goin to the local to have a couple of Richard Pooners and a Carmichael-hunt...

by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013

Coon Pooner

Someone who has sex with raccoons

You are such a coon pooner.

by Scout615 September 25, 2014

Poonder

To ponder over something while you poo on the toilet

I was poondering that problem this morning and inspiration struck!

by buriedinsnow December 9, 2010

Poonberry awkward

a person (usually of the male species) attempting to 'get ass', however failing

Hazza was sooo poonberry awkward at da partay last night!

by jshc0320 May 18, 2011

pooner pals

when two women have slept with the same man, they become pooner pals. It is the female equivalent of the wiener cousin

Oh shit, you slept with bobby?! I hit that like 2 years ago...that makes us pooner pals!!!

by xxSea Doggiexx August 6, 2009