poonami

The wave of shit that will end up all over the male crotchal area when pulling out too quickly after anal sex.

Little Jimmy finished the deed, and begin to pull out. Unfortunately he had forgotten what Barry had said about pulling out after Anal sex (pulling out way faster than he should have) and so his genitalia were obliterated by the ensuing poonami.

by youwantsome? September 9, 2014

pooman

any man who is compromised either entirely or almost entirely of poo.

The pooman became surly because his signature was not up to its usual high standard.

by Frain June 29, 2007

Poomanchu

The Poomanchu is simply a fumanchu drawn on a face with a poopy penis after being removed from a poopy butthole, hence, Poomanchu.

"Hey bitch, you wanna Poomanchu?"

by PSN March 10, 2007

poonami

When you do a right plopper and it splashes up and obliterate the bog roll.

My poonami done fucked ma charmin.

by rightlovepubes August 25, 2014

POOMAF

Acronym for "Pulled Out Of My Ass Financials". Often utilized when creating financial projections of early stage ventures where they have no idea what financial really look like. Also utilized by business owners with poor accounting practices when wanting to sell their businesses, having no idea of their actual financial performance.

I presented to the venture capital group yesterday and gave them nothing but POOMAF, and they bought it!

by RobNew99 November 5, 2018

pooman

A sick-ass MoFo with a major bowel control problem.

That pooman just dropped a nasty deuce.

by not the pooman August 4, 2003

poonami

Combination of "poo" and "tsunami"... as in a giant wave of poo.

I took a crap so bad, it was a like a poonami exploded from my ass.

by Sean Galbraith July 26, 2004