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poopin' around

Not really doing much of anything, although putting on the pretense of being involved in gainful activity.
He was supposed to be finishing that project, but he was actually just poopin' around.
by brainz November 7, 2001
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Poonin' For A Ride

When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.

She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.

These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.

Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.

The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!

Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
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Pootin

An poo tin could be a small, portable toilet that looks like a can of Russian vodka. The exterior of the tin can could feature a label with a picture of a popular Russian vodka brand, and the label could be designed to resemble a traditional Russian design.

When you open the can, you would find a compact toilet with a seat and a lid. The interior of the toilet could be lined with a disposable bag to make it easy to clean and dispose of waste. The poo tin could be designed to be lightweight and easy to carry, making it perfect for camping, outdoor events, or emergencies.
Shuff this up your ass pootin
by shov6 March 29, 2023
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Card Pooling

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.
Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.
by Adgo September 6, 2009
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Tide Pooling

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.
She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.
by rickabone May 24, 2017
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Pootin'

Another way to name the Ruler of Russia.
Just what did Vladimir fuckin' Pootin' have to do with getting the Tronald Dump into the White House?
by Nikolai Peterson February 8, 2017
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Poolie

Anyone that lives in towanda or surrounding area with the last name Vanderpool and has a cousin as their wife
It’s called a toothbrush because it was invented by a poolie, otherwise it would have been called teethbrush
by Hungry howie December 29, 2019
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