Plongus

Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.

The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.

by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021

PINGUSH!

A variation of PINGAS! Spoken with a bizarre twist to imply humor and/or insertion into the AINGUSH! Must be spoken as an exclamation regardless of placement within a sentence.

TOUCH... MY... PINGUSH!!!

Do not MOLESHT! my PINGUSH!

I want to put my PINGUSH! into her AINGUSH!

by Saint_Sinner August 7, 2011

pontus

A very attractive male.

Hot girl: That guy is definitely a pontus!

by N00bsorsuniteagainstallcoolkids May 18, 2006

Plongus

A word that's definition is unknown to the mass population and is only known to the few that can speak the language of a wild Mow

Mow: Plongus
Spoon: Plongus
Yohapii: Plongus
UB3R-B0T: Plongus

by fuck i dont wanna pick name April 11, 2021

Ponus

Stuffing one or more ponys up your anus for sexual pleasure. Pony + anus = Ponus

I got 3 millions ponys up my anus. And an anaconda. And a foot. I love ponus.

by Team Carrot November 11, 2013

prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually

“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”

by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

Pontus

Pontus is the white Kanye West, if Kanye West was humble.

Is that superman?

No, it's just Pontus.

by Mr pseudonym 555 August 30, 2017