poltergeist

When a television sucks you in

I was on vacation but never left the hotel room because the TV poltergeisted me.

by creatiffany August 4, 2008

Polterghast syndrome

The phenomenon by which someone believes that the Geometry Dash level that they are jumping to is the best level in the game

Person 1: Your hardest is Bloodbath and you have 300k attempts on Tartarus, how do you even like that level

Person 2: it's the best level wdym

Person 1: you have polterghast syndrome

by this^^^^^^^^star_strucksta July 26, 2022

poltergeisted

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you for new person and you randomly punch replacement in the mouth.

Paige:Her new man just got knocked out by a stranger.
Sara: Naw he got poltergeisted cuz she ghosts people.

by Debo68 December 14, 2020

Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

by Flynnard January 14, 2016

polterguest

House guests that are a nightmare to house, tolerate or entertain. Someone visiting from out of town soon to be an "ex" friend, relative or other.

When is he going back to LA? He's such a polterguest.

by KevenHester May 24, 2008

poltergoosed

To be pinched on the bum by a mischievous spirit.

Brad: Holy shit! What was that all about dude?
Corey: What?
Brad: You just pinched my buttocks, dude, WTF?
Corey: WHAT? No I fuckin' didn't!
Brad: Oh, right, so you're saying I've just been poltergoosed!?
Corey: Huh?
Brad: C'mon Corey, everyone knows you have the hots for me, just admit it and stop blaming paranormal activity for your constant inappropriate advances.

by niftydog December 28, 2007

Poltergeist

A ghost or other supernatural being supposedly responsible for physical disturbances such as making loud noises and throwing objects about.

Mikah: "There's a Poltergeist in our house, Katie."

by Mikea__Robriguess April 30, 2015