politics

The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.

Politics is the root of all evil.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

politics

The bizarre sexual act of masturbating over an anthill, clogging up the entry point, and killing thousands of innocents in the process.

"Let's talk politics."
"Get your brain out of your pants!"

by Sakhalin Cruschev May 5, 2006

politics

the most evil and destructive force known to man.

politics has and will always hurt more people than it helps.

by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008

politics

A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:

A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.

A Democrat thinks he IS God.

Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!

Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!

by Duck Mama March 15, 2005

politics

A game where mortals playing themselves off as gods.

Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect
Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect

by Galen Deepinglen August 4, 2004

Politics

Something that I personally hate, lots of lies are caused from politics. Cause for a lot of strife among people, especially on the internet.

There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.

Republicans say that their side is the best.

Democrats say that their side is the best.

Et cetera et cetera.

by Not Zane July 24, 2004

Politics

The least civilized form of man-on-man combat.

Politics is so annoying. Why can't we vote for scientists or economists instead of politicians.

by the sad truth February 11, 2013