A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.
by Steve June 19, 2005
Get the politicianmug. A common yet incurable mental disease that affects a person's attitude in common life situations. It causes negative emotional responses to everyday tasks and responsibilities and can be extremely dangerous if contracted by a person with public authority. However, in the United States it is not considered dangerous and is often accepted or encouraged by the general population. Infection is also a requirement to hold a political seat of power in the United States.
Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):
-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials
Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):
-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials
Congressmen, Senators, The President, Democrats, Republicans, and Microsoft employees and stock holders.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"
Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"
by Lashin March 31, 2009
Get the Politicianitismug. corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete wordfuckwit/word.
Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.
see: wordliar/word, wordwhore/word, wordfake/word.
Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.
see: wordliar/word, wordwhore/word, wordfake/word.
by snap March 16, 2003
Get the politicianmug. by The Great Rando July 14, 2002
Get the politicianmug. Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
Get the politicianmug. Whining, self-centered, lying individuals who cannot agree on anything and unfortunately run the USA.
Those politicians act like little brats on the school yard playground, they can't get over things and hold grudges against each other.
by Harrbear January 2, 2015
Get the Politiciansmug. Trickster, highwayman, mugger, pick-pocket, sexually confused, conscience-free zone; possibly male or female, but likely to be lying about about it either way. intellectually stupid but with acute animal cunning. Knows only money thus major coporate-parties are able to slit the throats of generations yet to come without concern. In Britain politicians are not so much 'elected' as 'selected'. Often associated with child molestation, prostitution, murder, swindling, refuse, robbery, violence and fund raising bingo nights, when they put on a venere of humanity. As false as the shine on Satan's wings.
Labour, Conservative & Liberal - Britian's political Unholy Trinity.
Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms
Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
Get the politicianmug.