Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.

A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.

by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020

Plutonism

Someone affected by plutonism is a person who thinks pluto is NOT a planet

Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"

by Chrononimo July 26, 2018

Plutonic Relationship

A romantic gray area where you’re more than friends but not officially dating. Named after Pluto’s “almost a planet” status — close enough to count, but never quite official.

First coined by author Deepti Jethani in 2025.

We hang out every weekend, text all day, and even met each other’s families, but he says we’re not dating. I guess we’re in a Plutonic Relationship.

by Deepti J August 11, 2025

plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.

Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...

by Addoe March 7, 2009

Plutonic

the best member of AAC

plutonic is the best vam ever

by Plutonic October 5, 2023

plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

Plutonic

When you are in a profound, yet undefined relationship with someone in a way that cannot be described by existing terms. It transcends words like “friend”, “lover”, “significant other” and is more of a combination of all of the above.

Rhett and Link are in a plutonic relationship.

by daisy.keithurbanlover October 28, 2025