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plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank
Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!
by PlankinLife December 30, 2016
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Plankton Paradox

One who makes overly complex schemes while unable to do the bare minimum tasks in life
Look at this guy going through a plankton paradox, he wants to take over the world yet can barely do the dishes by himself!
by Hurble lurble durble March 30, 2020
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Plekanecing

It is when a player gets tapped by an opponent’s stick or a stick comes close to touching the player, no actual contact is required, the player voluntarily throws his head back and over embellishes this action, in an attempt to get the attention from the ref to get a penalty against the opposing team.

The term Plekanecing comes from Montrael Canadiens player Thomas Plekanec, also know as player # 14, as he did this every game in the 2014 NHL playoffs and eventually got a penalty for diving, becuase of the embarassement he was bringing to the sport. This started a Twitter hashtag: #Plekanecing. Plekanecing is gernerally looked down upon by fans, opponents and even teammates as it is embarrassing to the sport of hockey.
"Did you see last night’s Montreal Canadiens game? Player # 14 was Plekanecing all night, every time a stick hit his chest; he threw his head back like he had just been shot in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun.”

“Did you see P.K. Subban Plekanecing in last night’s game, a stick touched his visor, then he threw his head back and he launched himself into the air, like he had just been hit by a car, trying to get a penalty called.”
by The Leafs Suck May 28, 2014
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Plengering

Throwing up, kicking, screaming, crying and having a tantrum all at the same time
Amber is plengering again because Rens left.
by zshithead July 17, 2021
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involuntary planking

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)
Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!
by Snackface October 21, 2011
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Sucking plank

It's similar to a fucking skank but it is the polite way to do it.
Angie is such a sucking plank. She really needs to stop fucking her brothers.
by nbro February 19, 2009
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Plenished

1) Descriptive term for any item or commodity that is currently stocked to an acceptable level.

2) The root word of replenished.
I checked supplies and we need to replenish beer, cheetos, and salsa, but the toilet paper is already plenished unless Ed comes to visit; that guy must take 7 shits a day!
by nomanbags April 2, 2010
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