plampt

An affectionate term for the Affini species, almost always used by very happy and overly drugged florets. The term came from fanfiction surrounding Human Domestication Guide.

Affini: *petting the fuck out of a dazed floret*

Floret, internally: haha, plampt.

by TansyPants March 3, 2023

Durr Plant

A parody meme originating from a video made by IHE on YouTube as part of his "I hate Damn Daniel Video".

*points at random plant* DURR PLANT!

by Kizzlestikz May 24, 2016

Vander Plaats

The sounds made by hot gas bubbling through a volume of Santorum.

In Iowa, Santorum is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious Vander Plaats.

by Freeiowan June 18, 2012

Water My Basil Plant

When you decide to dip out of a discord call for at least 6 hours.

I'm going to water my basil Plant

by Amongusussus December 12, 2022

liberal plantation

Often used when discussing Black conservatives, this term refers to the notion that white liberals prefer for all African-Americans to fit into one political viewpoint, generally characterized as left-Populist-Democrat. If Blacks all think the same, then the leadership of the liberal white left can regard Blacks as a monolithic voting block. That makes things a lot easier to strategize and manipulate than if the Black population is seen as a whole spectrum of political views -- which, of course, is indeed the case in reality. Thus, when white liberals imply that any politically-aware Black who is not left-Democrat is either suicidal or insane, they are "keeping the Blacks on the liberal plantation" -- and Blacks who are not left-Democrat are spoken of as having "bolted off the liberal plantation." An important facet of this paradigm is that the "liberal plantation" is figuratively a "plantation" because it uses Black voters to serve mostly the interests of a white liberal establishment, not the interests of the Black American voters themselves.

"The Black feminazis ganged up against Clarence Thomas during his Supreme Court nomination not because they thought he was sexist, but really because he had the nerve to bolt off the liberal plantation."

"Black Libertarian Thomas Sowell is sometimes called an Uncle Tom simply because he has wandered off the liberal plantation."

White conservative TV pundit: "Herman Cain is being attacked for sexual harassment by the liberal mainstream press not because he did anything substantially improper, but for bolting off the liberal plantation."

by ninja nella November 5, 2011

Low Plait

A 'Low Plait' is a person who usually dons a whispy, wirey, untamable low plait/saggy bun. They have a raring passion for nature and the environment and will rarely ever use electricity, bras or deoderant. They relish in body hair and wear fleeces, socks and sandals (hessian footwear is pivotal), as comfort and practicality is key. All food will be grown themselves and hugging trees is a must. Past times include hiking, long country walks, collecting fossils and bird watching. A 'Low Plait' does not rely on watches, as they believe they would be adapting to consumerism, and so instead use the sun.

"Mmm...the smell of rosemary makes me think of Spring"..."Wow, that was low plait of you!"

"I just found a great hefty fleece...and it's made from 100% recyclable material!"..."What a low plait thing to say!"

by Chanisa Joan Scholomon November 30, 2011

Pamtri

A YouTuber who creates surreal, intentionally poorly animated videos. They almost always involve Santiago, a 666 year old man with a killing addiction.

Pamtri is often accused of being a ripoff of Cyber 8 (another YouTuber who makes surreal animations) , despite having some notable differences.

Person 1: Pamtri’s videos are so weird. I love them.

Person 2: But, but, but, isn’t he just a Cyber 8 ripoff for normies???

Person 1: *facepalm*

by whatadickhead September 25, 2017