postle

1. To give someone a quick grope, generally to the buttock or breast area.

2. The word you shout when you postle someone.

"Chris just postled my arse!"

"POSTLE!"

by moobs December 7, 2013

Pustle-gut

(old slang)and pus-gut

1. a protruberant belly

2. a person with a protruberant belly

You would look a lot better without that pustle-gut.

by Light Joker April 9, 2004

pestle and mortar

When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.

Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.

by ty187 June 17, 2010

postlethwaite

A really cool surname and if you are lucky enough to have it as your own, you should fell extremely happy. From the north of England area - yorkshire way.

"That girl over there is really cool! What's her name?"

"Oh , that's because her surname is Postlethwaite!"

by cool and bright May 20, 2018

brown piste

sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.

the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up

by buckins May 16, 2006

pisslexia

A tendency to flush the toilet by mistake before one begins to urinate.

I'm not trying to waste water! I have pisslexia.

by SPQR April 25, 2006

Pintle

A small penis. From Old English pintel (“penis”).

I stood next to John at the urinal last night and saw his pintle. It was tiny.

Louis was wearing a morphsuit and I could see his little pintle.

He alas is as good a man as ever pissed with his pintle.

by Archibald Jimmy June 29, 2012