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flint pish

The name given to broken pieces of flint found in rich people's garden's, usually around expensive shrubberies. They think it looks exclusive and classy. It's neither.
"I see Daryl's been at work in his garden, laying down all that shiny flint pish."
"Yeah well, it's his garden and he can do what he wants with it I suppose."
"True but that money would have been better spent on something which actually looks nice and doesn't show him up to be a colossal asshole with more money than sense."
by mammarylane September 17, 2017
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Birthday Caird Pish

Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.
Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*

Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.

Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!

Jack: Birthday caird pish!
by Craiglang May 9, 2022
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pisshead

"That pisshead drink's his Bundaberg Over-proof rum straight up and in a paperbag."
by Diego August 31, 2003
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pish in the sink

An old game show hosted by Chris Tarrant when the players objective was to pish in the sink. Pish originates from the word piss which means "to urinate" This popular TV program was on CITV back in the roaring 90's. It was on before the popular TV program Art Attack.

The catchphrase was "lets rotate the pish wheel"
im gonna pish in the sink so i can practice for that gameshow!","chris tarrants a fenian like that guy fae glee","lets rotate the pish wheel
by the pope ya bass August 7, 2010
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Pish Tosh

Popularized in the quippy expression; "Pish Tosh and a bottle of Pinosh on a hot summer's day in Koshkonong!"
by one smart gal November 29, 2005
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Pishhing

To piss, but in a way that silences the splashing or tinkling sound.

Commonly achieved by aiming the piss at the inside of the toilet bowl or by padding the bottom with toilet paper in order to muffle the sound.

Often done when you don't want to draw attention to your piss.
"I had to use the public toilet yesterday but I was scared I'd make too much noise so I had to resort to pishhing"
by just like honey August 20, 2017
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Pishit

You get scared so bad you almost piss and shit yourself all at the same time.
Awe fuck you scared me, I almost pishit myself.
by Starry November 2, 2018
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