pisstitude

The amplitude or height of which one can piss

Have you heard the new pisstitude which jack got?

by Hshsiakvabjsiis January 6, 2023

Pissyphus

The reality of the eternal torment of middle-age, when you're unable to achieve a solid night's sleep because you have to get us to use the toilet repeatedly.

"It is a catch-22 situation: either I'm fighting a dehydration headache all day or I'm Pissyphus all night."

by Mollena October 8, 2023

pussyitis

when you’ve gotten so much pussy your incapable of turning gay

Nick fucked so many bitches he’s got pussyitis!

by Monica the OG November 12, 2023

Pussyitis

When you're being a little bitch and skip runs or cut them short.

Type 1 - cutting a run short.

Type 2 - cutting multiple runs short or not running at all.

Type 3 - skipping multiple runs and making excuses

Type 4 - Not running for weeks at a time and being a pussy about it

That dumb ass nigga esteban skipped practice again cause hes 'sick.' His pussyitis has flared up to type 4!

by maplesyrupfootjob69 September 10, 2024

pissyics

When someone young is experimenting piss and the physics around it and how it works

Narrator: "I'm starting to see a really big pattern with your childhood, Eddie. A lot of the time when you were testing physics, as a kid"
Eddie: "Yes?"
Narrator: "A lot of it involved piss"
Eddie: "Pissyics"
Joshdub: "Pissyics"

by Fennet February 24, 2024

Pissyphus Cycle

The hydration experience. One must drink lots of water only to have to pee. Through urination, one loses the water and must continue to hydrate.

“Dude, I’m trying to drink more water but I have to use the bathroom all the time now!”

“Ah yes, the age-old Pissyphus Cycle…”

by casual nut enjoyer December 13, 2024

Plantar Pussyitis

When your feet hurt from drinking too much the night before.

He had to cancel all plans after last night’s festivities led to a bad case of plantar pussyitis.

by Johnny rockets July 16, 2022