A shriveled penis; a penis that has aged for at least 70 years; a person acting like a cranky old ass; to be used with a twat waffle
by Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki December 1, 2017
Get the Puckered Donga mug.What happens after you pay to be in any event run by podium esports on iracing. Basically the same as being fucked... Just starting with the same letter of the alphabet as podium.
I paid 30 dollars to run in the podium reports Daytona 500 but the session timer ran out before the race was over and I got phucked.
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by Jeremiah Springfield April 4, 2010
Get the Phucked mug.One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.
Ex 1:
Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.
Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.
Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
by So-Called Person November 21, 2013
Get the Puckered Asshole mug.A sexual act that is defined as when you pour lemon juice down a (ladies?) butt crack and it makes you go oww oww oww. (like an owl hooting) Generally only done during kicky sex.
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Get the PUCKERED PORTHOLE mug.the act of pucking ones butthole or ænêüs lips resulting in a very swollen though not bloody, bubble gum wad for flicking during or after 96ing. sand is typically used as an irritant that is ground in either by hand, mouth, or power tool. but too much sand can and will result in a bloody violin
Wow! Alexis rubbed my ænêüs good with sand while we were 96ing last night ! ive been flicking my puckered butthole all day!
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