Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.
Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.
Josh: cool what level did you beat.
Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.
Josh: cool what level did you beat.
by jackking November 16, 2013
Get the phooping mug.Having consentual sex with another man in order to relieve sexual frustration.
No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.
No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.
First con:
"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"
Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"
"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"
Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"
by TnD-GSC July 24, 2016
Get the Just Poofing mug.by Brainfull guy November 16, 2021
Get the Poofing mug.The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight
2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
1) Feeding them to gain weight
2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable
I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.
I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.
by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018
Get the tinder-proofing mug.The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.
Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!
by sanoff January 19, 2011
Get the boyfriend proofing mug.To create a machine, contraption or building and add specific features that would prevent a Grian from wanting to interact with it, to stop him from breaking it in a fraction of a second, or to keep him not wanting to use it.
Must be used in the context of Minecraft.
Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.
Must be used in the context of Minecraft.
Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.
Guy1: "OK, I think I've nearly finished creating this massive item filter for redstone-only items"
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."
by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019
Get the Grian-Proofing mug.random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time
by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022
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