Bill: Hows it going with that girl you went out with?
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.
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A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards.
"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"
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Get the phoneterruption mug.That dude at the bar last night was scared to talk to any hot chicks, then out of nowhere he shat himself and started dry humping every girl in the place including the fugly butterface. What a poontardo!
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Get the poontardo mug.A retarded person from Pontefract. Usually didnt make GCSE level due to been partially inbred/too much of a general gobshite to learn anything useful in life. Generally has dumb opinions and rates success as to how much the fellow retard army backs them in likes.
Lynzi is a successful PontTard she works enough part time to pay her rent top up and feed her kids fast food. Lynzi has an iPhone 8 with 32GB of data so she can make five word mis-spelled comments on Facebook. In the hierachy of PontTard's Lynzi has 'made it' & is 'living the der-eam'
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