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keshi phase

a phase where someone is in emotional pain so they listen to keshi to add more spice into their pain
Jordan is having a keshi phase rn,he got dumped by his big titty goth gf
by 一番のヘンタイ May 20, 2021
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earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009
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the 7th grade emo phase

The "Emo years" usually lasting from age 12-16. This phase includes dyeing hair, feeling like no one understands you and listening to punk rock or punk rock music from 1990-2009. These little shits can be found at hot topic or sitting alone outside with earbuds in and hair hanging over their eyes.
"Do you want to hang out with Mark?"
"No, he just started the 7th grade emo phase and won't go outside to achieve pasty pale skin."
by nerd is the werd February 9, 2015
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Phacebook Philosopher

A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."

This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"

Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
by In.The.AM October 18, 2013
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Phamed

To get ruthlessly smacked with a dildo in a public place
Sorry I’m late. I got phamed after parking my car
by Dic Valentine March 5, 2020
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Beyonce phase

To go through a period of time usually after a breakup when you have very little interest in relationships or anything to do with them and feel like a sassy independent woman like one featured in many Beyonce songs.
A guy asked me out the other night but I really wasn't interested, I think I'm going through a Beyonce phase.
by bobblefish April 4, 2015
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Accepted Gender Phase

The genders which society will allow you to identify as without any push back.
"The accepted gender phase of today are male, female and transgender."
by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
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