Phamed

To get ruthlessly smacked with a dildo in a public place
Sorry I’m late. I got phamed after parking my car
by Dic Valentine March 05, 2020
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phame

Self-imagined fame. A miniscule amount of recognition that is over-inflated by the subject to the point of being ridiculous (which then naturally leads to the rolling of eyes or even ridicule).
My Facebook page has brought me so much phame!

Her claim to phame is being able to sing any karaoke song.

Haven't you heard of my boyfriend the Sears model? He's phamous!
by Billbot February 26, 2017
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phaming

Taking a long time to do a seemingly simple action or making a simple decision. And being humorous as to how the action/decision isn't made.
Rhymes with bombing. Synonymous with bojangling, pussy-footing, and hesitant.
1: hey come over to my place and have some drinks bud.
2: could I have a ride home I don't have money for an uber? Or a ride to the bus stop?
1: man quit phaming.
by Gregson humongous April 12, 2016
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