An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.
by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021
Get the Pionel Pessi mug.Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.
BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!
BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.
BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..
BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.
BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..
by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010
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A pessimist and an optimist. An individual who combines pessimism and optimism into a cohesive worldview that is neither purely negative nor wholly positive. They are distinct from a realist as they do not engage in a pragmatic approach to life. Rather, they are the quintessential happy-sad person.
A pessoptimist is someone who sees the the glass as both half empty and half full, enjoying the fullness as much as despising the emptiness.
by Zek J. Evets December 30, 2016
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it can be used as a friendly insult of pain!
And there is perks to this meaning!
it can be used as a friendly insult of pain!
And there is perks to this meaning!
by L.J.R.M January 24, 2009
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1)Wake up
2)Eat breakfast (dog food)
3)Comment 'Penaldo / Pendu '
4)Get 2 likes and get ratio'd 150 times 🤣🤣
5)Cry in a corner
8)Think sadly about future as you are jobless
9)Sleep with tension
Sad life of Pessidogs 😞😞😞
1)Wake up
2)Eat breakfast (dog food)
3)Comment 'Penaldo / Pendu '
4)Get 2 likes and get ratio'd 150 times 🤣🤣
5)Cry in a corner
8)Think sadly about future as you are jobless
9)Sleep with tension
Sad life of Pessidogs 😞😞😞
Pessidogs are usually gay eg. CrewMats, BreathPessi, Pessilizer. 😔😔
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