puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

Urban Penis Tionary

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary

Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

penis lol

A very high-ranking type of comedy, and the pinnacle of all jokes.

Comedian: "penis lol"
*crowd goes wild*

by Camwood July 20, 2016

Penis

An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have

Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs

by JumboJuice69420 July 31, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you

random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you

by Wyumi June 17, 2020

No Penis Cap

No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.

Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.

Did you really have sex with that chick Kayla?

Aye no penis cap I definitely smashed her.

by Itzkwann February 10, 2022