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Pencil Attack

When your penis’s hole gets penetrated by a sharp object followed by bleeding from the area is known as a pencil attack.
Yuvraj’s mother performs a pencil attack on him everyday.
by WhyIsMyUsernameTaken November 19, 2020
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draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny
Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil
by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015
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Pencil

A pointy thing that can kill you
USE A PENCIL TIMMY!”
by A random Joseph appears September 30, 2018
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Pencil Skirt

A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.
Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!
by usis December 25, 2009
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Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018
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Pencilist

A follower of the ideology of pencilism.
The pencil is king and I am a loyal pencilist.
by Melted1776 June 8, 2021
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Stealing Pencils

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils
by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019
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