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[paynis]

substitute for the less school appropriate term "penis"
widely used in coverse between bergen academy students in mass emails

a pathetic attempt of social defiance and yet an object of equally satisfying pleasure for those students whose heads are stuck in AP physics textbooks ten hours a day

trivia: rushdoony is the usual scapegoat for the aforementioned emails
I like tha paynis

rushdoony atcs 2010 did it!
by acha10rushdoony February 27, 2008
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paynuss

Paynuss is the latin root word for the commonly used word penis, meaning male genetalia. It is believed that the origin of the word came from a man with the name "Nuss". Nuss was a latin man that was said to have a 30 foot monster. Because of this beast, the leadies flocked to him, and they had to "pay" Nuss in order for him to satisfy them. Therefore, the word paynuss came to mean what it is today.
My friend Forrest is said to have quite the paynuss.

A: I wonder where the word penis came from?

B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick
by MasterForrest March 11, 2010
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Paunus

Paunus is exempt from the peach community. Paunus = penis. A phallus.
A man and his paunus.
by FouyA August 13, 2003
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Panus

When a penis is detached from its regular place and reattached where the anus is thus creating an extention called a panus bringing a whole new meaning to buttsecks.
Byron: Dude I had buttsecks with a panus
Daniel: A panus?
Byron: yeahh an ass penis!
by Lilo-Pkster July 9, 2010
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painus

pain in the anus, usually obtained when recieving your first deep butt stab from a gay associate
Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.
by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010
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pannus envy

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.
"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"
by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008
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Painus

When a female has so much anal sex that her anus starts coming out of her ass, it looks like a second deformed vagina.
1. Dude I gave my girlfriend painus her parents are so pissed
2. My doctor said I have analititus infectiotite. I figure it's just painus.
2. The other day I saw some chick at the beach bend over and It looked like a cameltoe but I looked closer and it was just painus.
by Smiwy May 20, 2010
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