1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.
2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.
2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.
1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.
2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.
2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.
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Any fellow female stoner (weed-smoker/dabette) with a name that starts with "Pat."
For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.
A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."
For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.
A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."
Aril: hey, do you know that female??
Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes
Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..
Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...
PattyBakez420 is the OG PattyBakes.
Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes
Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..
Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...
PattyBakez420 is the OG PattyBakes.
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Get the PattyBakes mug.A Plastic Paddy is someone who claims to be Irish but never actually been to Ireland. Usually these people have a overly romantic view of Ireland. They are surprised when they go to Ireland and discover modern conveniences like shopping centres and WiFi.
They'll often try to claim to be related to a famous Irish king like Brian Boru as if it's something unique even though Brian Boru could potentially have over a million descendants.
They may ask Irish people abroad do they know "Thomas from Cork, or Mary from Kilkenny", as if Ireland is one giant village where everyone knows each other on a first name basis.
They call the Irish language "Gaelic" and often have misspelled tattoos in "Gaelic". It's not uncommon for plastic paddies to mistake elements of Scottish culture with Irish culture such as the wearing of kilts. Calling yourself "Irish" when you have only a modicum of Irish heritage may be way trying to justify your alcoholicism or enhancing your chances of becoming US president.
They'll often try to claim to be related to a famous Irish king like Brian Boru as if it's something unique even though Brian Boru could potentially have over a million descendants.
They may ask Irish people abroad do they know "Thomas from Cork, or Mary from Kilkenny", as if Ireland is one giant village where everyone knows each other on a first name basis.
They call the Irish language "Gaelic" and often have misspelled tattoos in "Gaelic". It's not uncommon for plastic paddies to mistake elements of Scottish culture with Irish culture such as the wearing of kilts. Calling yourself "Irish" when you have only a modicum of Irish heritage may be way trying to justify your alcoholicism or enhancing your chances of becoming US president.
"That guy is such a plastic paddy, he kept talking to me about his families kilt pattern and I hadn't a fucking clue what he was talking about"
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But in context of another era when putting your arm around a girl whom you had just begun to court might be “too fresh”!
But in context of another era when putting your arm around a girl whom you had just begun to court might be “too fresh”!
There will be no patty fingers on the first date with my daughter ... is that clear , Young Man?
Father to daughter ‘s first date at the front door
Father to daughter ‘s first date at the front door
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