Girlfriend: Can we go to the Paramore conert?
Boyfriend: But I don't want to.
Girlfriend: PLEASE?
Boyfriend: You're such a parawhore.
Boyfriend: But I don't want to.
Girlfriend: PLEASE?
Boyfriend: You're such a parawhore.
by p3n1$_m4$t3r December 30, 2009
Get the Parawhore mug.One who typically floods a message board with posts in order to gain a higher Post Count and to make themselves known in an environment of 5000 users.
Day 1: JohnnyPostWhore joins the board and introduces himself.
Day 2: JohnnyPostWhore has 3 posts.
Day 3: JohnnyPostWhore has 21 posts.
Day 4: JohnnyPostWhore realises no one even knows he exists
Day 5: JohnnyPostWhore has 56 posts.
Day 6: JohnnyPostWhore has 239 posts.
Day 7: JohnnyPostWhore has 1067 posts.
Day 8: JohnnyPostWhore's IP is banned for spamming.
Day 2: JohnnyPostWhore has 3 posts.
Day 3: JohnnyPostWhore has 21 posts.
Day 4: JohnnyPostWhore realises no one even knows he exists
Day 5: JohnnyPostWhore has 56 posts.
Day 6: JohnnyPostWhore has 239 posts.
Day 7: JohnnyPostWhore has 1067 posts.
Day 8: JohnnyPostWhore's IP is banned for spamming.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003
Get the postwhore mug.A girl who always gets with guys at parties when drunk and pretends to feel upset and/or guilty about it the next day. They are often decidedly unpromiscuous when sober.
Beth was feeling unhappy,
"What's the matter?" asked her friend Flo.
"I got with Greg last night, you know? The one that looks like a shaved ape and smells like a dead donkey in a swamp? I don't know what came over me..." she replied
Flo knew... "Partywhore..." she whispered under her breath
"What's the matter?" asked her friend Flo.
"I got with Greg last night, you know? The one that looks like a shaved ape and smells like a dead donkey in a swamp? I don't know what came over me..." she replied
Flo knew... "Partywhore..." she whispered under her breath
by jizzmong hunter August 22, 2009
Get the Partywhore mug.1. The undisciplined practice of using parkour in a flashy, boisterous manner for the sake of looking cool.
2. A girl who sees male practitioners of the parkour community as Point A and Point B. And then Point C...D...etc.
2. A girl who sees male practitioners of the parkour community as Point A and Point B. And then Point C...D...etc.
1. This guy has no passion is his movement. He's doing hardcore Parkwhore.
2. Damn, that bitch be vaultin' dick like a true Parkwhore.
2. Damn, that bitch be vaultin' dick like a true Parkwhore.
by Skyhouse July 24, 2011
Get the Parkwhore mug.1.operatenor 2.One with far too much spare time. 3. Person (?) who has trouble reconciling their place in the world with reality.
operatenor is the reigning postwhore.
by GC April 5, 2004
Get the postwhore mug.One who posts stupid shit just to be making posts. The Postwhore has no real purpose in posting except to piss people off and look like an idiot. Aka. Brondozzz
by Jesus_1 September 14, 2005
Get the postwhore mug.A sexually promiscuous activity related to parkour, the sport focused on fluidly and creatively moving from point A to point B. However, in parkwhore, instead of fluidity and creativity, one must find the sluttiest way to get from point a to point B.
That was a really impressive parkwhore down the hall, especially the summersault into spread-eagle pelvic thrust. Well done!
by Beccaww December 5, 2009
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