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pastwhore 

– noun
a woman who has, in the past, engaged promiscuous sexual intercourse, not necessarily for money. This woman is now aiming for respectability and has selective amnesia regarding her previous exploits and their frequency.

Carl- "Wow, that new girl down in HR is cute."

Dave- "Yeah but dude, she's a total pastwhore. Ask my buddy Ted."
pastwhore by wordwoman October 12, 2008
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ParkWhore 

1. A female who jumps from dick to dick.

Not to be confused with parkour which is a training using movment to get from point A to B the fastest and most efficient way possible.
Hey Karen you're such a ParkWhore... You will probably get an STD
ParkWhore by Lazttecx January 25, 2019

Parawhore 

A "Parawhore" is a person who is such a big fan of the band, Paramore, that is has been considered by many people as an obsession. "Parawhores" will also accept the fact that it is an obsession because it is undoubtedly true. A "Parawhore" knows every lyric to every song, own all of Paramore's B-Sides and Live Performances, and head band at Paramore Concerts whenever they can. The word "Parawhore" derives from the words, "Paramore" and "Whore".
Brimmy: So, today I was like--
Iggy: What?
Brimmy: I'm sorry, Paramore just twittered so I had to read it.
Iggy: You are such a Parawhore.

Brimmy: I have over 160 Paramore songs! Piano versions, instrumentals, Live Performances, the B-Sides, and obviously, all of the albums.
Iggy: Why are you such a Parawhore?

Dave: What are you doing?
Brimmy: Headbanging to Paramore, duh. All the Parawhores do it.

The person who wrote this definition is a Parawhore.
Parawhore by The_Brimmy October 29, 2010

Parawhore 

Someone who is utterly obsessed with the band Paramore and can't go a single day without listening to them, thinking about them. They'll defend them no matter who is hating on them.

They'll know all the lyrics and the may not have all the tshirts, cd's and posters but they are a true parawhore at heart.
If somebody hates on Paramore, or one of the members, The 'Parawhore' will do whatever it takes to prove the person wrong. They'll go to the ends of the universe just to show Paramore will always come out on top!
They're heart beats for Paramore, and only Paramore. They just cannot turn it off! Paramore is the only exception.
Parawhore: did you see Hayleys new hair?
Hater: Hayley who?
Parawhore: Hayley Williams! Duh!
Hater: Who is she?
Parawhore: You did not just say that! Paramore! Duh!
Hater: Ewwww why do you like them?
Parawhore: *Throws all we know is falling, Riot!, The final riot and Brand new eyes at Hater* THATS WHAT YOU GET!
Parawhore by Lizzix May 4, 2011

parawhore 

Someone who REALLY loves the awesome band Paramore.
You are such a parawhore!
parawhore by Allie R September 11, 2008

Palwhore 

A person that uses the Paltalk Chat Service (Paltalk Scene) to "troll" or pick up men, women or both, for live sex or online sex. Each person has a non-identifying nickname (screenname) that they create to use for "trolling" the Paltalk Service.
Can you believe how much of a pervert "cmore" has become? He is a regular Palwhore.
Palwhore by iamrede2duh July 7, 2008

Parawhore 

A person having an insane and wild obsession for the rock band "Paramore"; crushing on all the band members and actually knowing ALL the lyrics to their songs.
Grace: "I think we have an emergency, I think we have an emergencyyyyy, if you think I'm leaving you were wrong, cause I won't stop holding on!!"
Nina: Damn, you've played that same song 17 times!! Turn it off!!
Grace: NO! I like Emergency, this one's one of the best. And Hayley's sooooo fuckin hawt!
Nina: Ugh. Such a parawhore.... -.-
Parawhore by Minimackiemadness September 23, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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