pastafarian orthodox 

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

pastafarian orthodox by blitch May 4, 2010

Pastabation 

The act of pleasuring ones self with pasta.

NAME was caught in the act of pastabation with the spaghetti before she cooked it.

Pastabation by chuck norris 556 June 30, 2010

Pastarazzi 

Foodie bloggers who insist on taking pictures of their meal at nice restaurants.

We would have enjoyed our meal if not for the Pastarazzi and their camera flash.

Pastarazzi by machaus December 30, 2007

pastavazool 

being an idiot in a predicted way

that woodshop student skipped class. What a pastavazool

pastavazool by kjfijrf November 21, 2007

pastapastacious

Amazingly hot chick with huge baps, normally very slutty.

Check out that pastapastacious over there Daaaaamn! She's a proper prakatan.

pastapastacious by Vikstarr May 10, 2009

pastamagoria

A mixture of pastas. When you have several boxes of half-empty pasta, mixing them together creates pastamagoria.

This pastamagoria is off the hook -- it has rotini, macaroni, AND fusilli!

I don't get paid for another week, so it looks like pastamagoria tonight.

pastamagoria by v3louria October 29, 2010

Pastabake 

Much like the male equivalent "ham shank" another PG/mum friendly term for masturbate.

Cece "done tea, cleaned up, kids are in bed. Showered now time to pastabake"

Pastabake by WeeFuckers April 1, 2021