paskus

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person

having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"

by eric July 3, 2003

alex paskus

Weeaboo with a small dick

Alex Paskus is such a weeb. He jerks off to hentai.

by CaseyLikesLittleBoys December 12, 2017

Paskowski

A sausage eating Polish( male or female )

Sarah is a real paskowski in bed

by Kundertaint89 October 28, 2016

pasketty

what you used to say when you wanted spaghetti until you were like four

timmy: "mom can we have pasketty tonight"
mom: "timmy you dumbfuck it's spaghetti

by kopeechiboomer October 10, 2019

Paski

A guy who was really adored by lots of sexy girls and chicks. He has that "Kilig" factor whenever a chick or a lady see him.

Look at that guy. He's a chick magnet. He must be Paski.

by Paskilicious November 25, 2014

Pasketi

Pasketi is spegetti for dyslexic people.

“I want some pasketi and meetballs”

*laugh track*

by I’msory August 19, 2018

Dirty Pasky

1. In sexual terms a Dirty Pasky is a Rusty Trombone, Angry Pirate, and Gorilla Mask in under three minutes.

2. Dirty Pasky can also be used as an insult. If you call someone a Dirty Pasky it means they are worthless, smelly, hopeless pieces of crap who are probably going to Mexico. Hell is not a bad enough place for these people. Mexico is the only place that can hold such filth.

1. Last night Devan and I performed a Dirty Pasky.

by Michael & Jared December 20, 2006