parce

this is Colombian slang for friend, buddy, bro. Conversely, it does not mean 'nigga' as was suggested by other definitions. The term is widely used throughout the country. Coining the term to signify 'nigga' is far to narrow a definition that ostensibly ostracizes 99% of the people that use it. The word is not used for just dark skinned people.

Qui hubo parce, que haces?- What's up man, what are you doing?

by Nacional23 May 20, 2013

Jesus Paredes

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.

He’s Jesus Paredes.

by arzeeeee March 31, 2019

parent aggro

Get a lot of bad attention/in trouble from your parents

"guys brb my i got huge parent aggro here"

by Scotty peters March 5, 2007

parental hypocrisy

When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.

Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."

by The Deab April 19, 2017

Parent Teacher Conference

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

by Cat (: November 17, 2009

pare

affectionate Filipino slang for "pal" or "friend"

My pare, John, has a tite ass Civic.

by JayRoam June 26, 2003

ex parent

1. A name given to a parent that doesn't care about his child anymore.
2. An asshole.
3. A man that looks like Danny (tourettes)

1. Stupid ex parent wouldn't let me go out next weekend!
2. "Fuck you kid; you're a dick!" "Shut the hell up, ex parent!"

by HMD609 January 11, 2009