parked in

The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.

I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 28, 2007

parked in goofy

When you park your car in a very large parking lot and have to practically take a tram to get back to it. Each section of the parking lot at Walt Disney World is labeled by character names, and Goofy is the section farthest from the ticket center. Similar to BFE.

Yeah, I got to school late again. I'm parked in goofy for the 3rd time this week.

by justageekboy May 13, 2006

car parked

When one is completely inebriated (aka drunk)

Oh Harry can you drive tonight? I'm completely car parked!

by MikeMac December 18, 2008

starty parted

preferable to saying party started, as it conveys much more intensity and emotion;
also when using, it must roll off the tongue effortlessly without thinking

Let's get the starty parted!

by map_masta_J March 31, 2005

Jurassic Parked

When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.

I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.

Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.

by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017

Rosa Parked

when someone calls shotgun, and then is later forced to sit in the back.

kris-yo i got shotgun
matt- the fuck you do get in the back
kris- damn i just got rosa parked

by mike hunt6969696969 February 21, 2011