Helicopter parent

A retarded fuck who thinks invading their childrens life and giving them no privacy is a good idea

Person A: my helicopter parents know where I am 24/7
Person B: Dude WTF I feel so bad for you having no privacy is the worst thing on earth

by Marcel but gay December 7, 2019

Patriot Act Parent

Someone who spies on their teenage children mercilessly, secretly reading texts, emails, internet histories and facebook posts in order to attempt to know everything about their private lives.

guy 1: Dude, how did we get busted? That party spot was foolproof!

guy 2: It was Jake. His mom's a total patriot act parent, and she stole his phone and read through his texts.

by Cocktimus_Prime May 30, 2011

Jesus Paredes

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.

He’s Jesus Paredes.

by arzeeeee March 31, 2019

parentless

parentless n: the person or persons of adult age whose parents have died; usually pretaining to a death occuring at an earlier than usual age; death of parents from illness or accident leaving behind an adult child or children.

parentless adj: a way to describe an adult person whose parents have died.

n: Both my parents died in of cancer in their late 40's leaving me parentless. My brothers and sister and I are now parentless after they died in that accident.

adj: She became parentless adult after that boating incident.

by Yn Oceros February 16, 2010

parent aggro

Get a lot of bad attention/in trouble from your parents

"guys brb my i got huge parent aggro here"

by Scotty peters March 5, 2007

parental hypocrisy

When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.

Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."

by The Deab April 19, 2017

Parent Teacher Conference

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

by Cat (: November 17, 2009