packer

one who ingests a baloon or condemn filled with cocaine or heroin in attempt to smuggle it past airport security, K9's etc.

the death at the airport was because a packer's cargo ruptured causing him to overdose.

by AdamAdamAdam January 18, 2008

Packers

The best football team to ever wear yellow spandex! Also known as the winners of the super bowl in 2011!

You here about the packers? They have fans that wear cheeseheads!

by Secret1995 February 24, 2011

Packers

A really dumb NFL team with micro penis fans

Your so stupid I bet your a packers fan

by Bat many people and then you c January 15, 2017

Packers

NFL team, created in the 20's that instantly succeeded in the NFL, winning games, and more importantly, Superbowls. First Superstar quarterback leading the young packers to Championships was Bart Starr. They also won the first Superbowl in history against the Kansas City Chiefs. Later in the franchise they acquired superstar, all-star, future hall-of-fame quarterback, Brett Favre in 1992. In which the packers traded a first round pick for Brett Favre, which proved to be one of the most lucky, controversial trades in all of sports history. Then during his 16 years with the Green Bay Packers he racked up records in MVP selections, consecutive starts as a quarterback (including playoffs), wins by a starting quarterback, passing touchdowns, passing yards, passing completions, passing attempts, and career games with at least 3 touchdowns. In 2008 Favre retired, but not before changing his mind in July. But the Packers would not allow him back, stating "the train had left the station and they were ready to move on." The New York Jets then took their chance on Favre and it seems to be paying off, as he won his debut game for the Jets. The Packers now rely on Long-time back-up quarterback, Aaron Rodgers to lead them. This also seems to be working out well, as Aaron Rodgers won in his first start for the Packers, not to mention against the Packers bitter rivals, the Minnesota Vikings on national television, on Monday Night Football. We will just have to watch and see what the future will hold for Aaron Rodgers and the rest of the Green Bay Packers.

The Packers beat the Vikings on Monday Night Football.

by [e-mail] October 22, 2008

packer

another word for penis when and if used make sure you say it clear enough to not sound like pecker

i got hit in the packer and now my packer hurts

by POC444 June 8, 2011

Piggy packer

A piggy packer is one who has sex with the obese or unattractive.

Otto had no standards for appearance or manners and was called the piggy packer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Speed Packer

A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.

"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"

by thethizzkid December 13, 2020