Own

A stupid word that teenage dumbasses put as a comment on every myspace picture I have no idea wtf they're talking about and i dont intend to find out

Comment 1: OMG U LOK SO HOT I TOTLY OWN THIS PIC

Comment 2: DAMN!!!! I OWN THIS PIC FER SUR

MY COMMENT: STFU YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS YOU LOOK HOT OR YOU LOOK UGLY

by ChickenAdoboDirector October 9, 2008

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Owned

An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.

Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.

by Satchmo II May 13, 2005

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Owns

1. The act of being superior to someone.
2. The act of winning a competitive event.

1. I own "Mary" when it comes to spelling.
2. I owned you at Unreal Tournament.

by Adelina March 27, 2004

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own

If you can bury it in your backyard at any point in time, without facing criminal consequences, you officially own that object.

Dude, I completely own my dog.

by FLASHMONKeY May 3, 2005

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To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.

Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00!!!!11!!11

Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.

by The 2-Belo October 13, 2003

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