Own

Own, to own, owned.

1.To have something in your possession.

2.To beat someone in a game in a manner that displays a much greater level of ability.

3.To kick the proverbial shit out of someone.

4.To administer a particularly rough act of sex.

5.To be the victim of an unfortunate calamity.

1.I own a computer. I paid $1 for something that I now own. It belongs to me so I own it.

2.I destroyed his units and base: I owned him. I have just owned a noob.

3.He got owned, he had to have 100 stitches.

4.Jane came up to my room and I owned her like a noob.

5.A meteorite has just hit my house so now I feel owned.

by Downapub May 20, 2007

Own

A stupid word that teenage dumbasses put as a comment on every myspace picture I have no idea wtf they're talking about and i dont intend to find out

Comment 1: OMG U LOK SO HOT I TOTLY OWN THIS PIC

Comment 2: DAMN!!!! I OWN THIS PIC FER SUR

MY COMMENT: STFU YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS YOU LOOK HOT OR YOU LOOK UGLY

by ChickenAdoboDirector August 13, 2008

Own

Own-
To utterly destroy someone's moral or pride.

Kid 1: Dude, when I asked my girlfriend to give me head she denied me.
Kid 2: Totally got owned man..

by Aerophy September 29, 2008

Own

When you accept the burn. So it's technically no longer a burn.

Used by really roach Gen Y kids.

V: Am told her I loved her but she threw kimchi on my face and then proceeded to burn me.

Jeremy: Bro, that's rough.

V: Am okay though. I said nohetero afterwards.

Jeremy: Nice own.

by jaythegr8 April 11, 2016

Own

To take a crap in someone's house, or to crap in someone's town, country, or any other definable boundary.

Dude, Tonya completely owns your house, that still reeks.
or
I own pretty much all the towns from Naples to Rome.
or
Don't talk to me that way, I OWN you.

by Robotkin June 26, 2008

Own it

Take responsibility to what you've done.
Be accountable for your actions.

- I fucked up. I'm not sure if I should tell her.
- Man, own it. Tell her.

by Asdwfefeger December 24, 2015

Owned

v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.

I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.

by Quick Reply September 20, 2003