Kapwap

The sound of the act of slaping someone with your penis. This can be used as a verb (see example)
"If that fucktard English teacher doesn't stop being a bitch-ho, I'm gonna fucking kapwap her!"
by FLASHMONKeY January 12, 2005
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own

If you can bury it in your backyard at any point in time, without facing criminal consequences, you officially own that object.
Dude, I completely own my dog.
by FLASHMONKeY May 03, 2005
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funny

New slang term for marajuana because this drug makes you feel rather funny when smoke or injested.
"Yo homes, got a dime of funny?"
by FLASHMONKeY March 05, 2005
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