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Smooth oozer

Someone who constantly is oozing out smooth through every pore and orifice.
Leech Dogg: Man see that mother fucker there, wearing that fedora, suckin on a joint?

Willy Maverick: He is one fuckin smooth oozer!

Leech Dogg: Fuck oath, smooth is comin out everywhere.
by Badger Whipness January 21, 2009
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booze ooze

the terrible diarrhea that one sometimes encounters after a long night of drinking. Whether during the night when you're drunk, or the day after when you're hung over, you sometimes get the runs of liquidy and stinky poo which can be classified as booze ooze.
yo man last night was so much fun, i got sooo wasted. but today is no joke, i got a case of some booze ooze to deal with, fuckin sucks...
by uncle randy August 6, 2010
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Oozinator

Popularized by such sites as YTMND the Oozinator is a toy made by Hasbro that fires not only water, but sticky white "bio-ooze" that "may stain naturally."

The official commercial depicts a boy using his Oozinator by pumping it vigoroulsy until white goo shoots from it and hits various other boys. (Most notably, the African American child.)

The Oozinator can also be used as slang for penis along with dick, wang, cock, etc.
Last Sunday after bible study, my mom dropped me off at the park to play with my friends. When I showed up it seemed like they all had a secret they were hiding. They told me they had just found something great, but that we had to get away from their parents so I could see it. We rushed to convene in the boy's bathroom. When everyone was there, they all smiled and then unleashed their Oozinators. Before I could have even said "Jesus Saves" I was getting blasted in the face with with ooze from all of my friends! Little did they know that I had known about the Oozinator for a long time, and had practiced with it for hours when mom though I was reading the bible quietly before bed. I reached down and surprise attacked them with my Oozinator. I got every one of them ina flash. They were still pumping their Oozinators by the time my ooze was drying on their chins. I love my Oozinator!
by NotAnInfidel May 15, 2006
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oozinator

A super soaker that, when pumped, fires blasts of a thick, semi-clear substance at helpless neighborhood children.
Fred: Dude, Steve, I just bought an Oozinator at Toys'R'Us.
Steve: Let's go spray its semen like contents all over Matt, he always was such a little whore.
by Maurice M. May 15, 2006
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oozotte

One who sucks the feces from dead seagulls
Upon encountering a dead seagull on the beach, John, the comedian of the group, insisted on pretending to be an oozotte.
by Fred Astare August 15, 2004
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Oozin

awesome, amazing, bammin, cool, crazy, wonderful, good. use anytime you describe something incredibly amazing. (no secreting, pussing or leaking)
Watching the bluga whale feeding was oozin!
The drum set is oozin!
that underground band is oozin!
The jam session is oozin!
you play the guitar like an oozin jimmy page!
by katiiez August 20, 2008
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oozing off

To masturbate. To rub one out. To beat the meat. A quick tug as it were.
Dude, my girlfriend caught me oozing off in the bathroom. I just about shit my pants.
by JFMbot November 3, 2009
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