the nutcracker

When someone comes up n kicks a guy in his ballsack as hard as possible

She performed the nutcracker on the guy who swore at her

by Hey bitch what’s up November 9, 2018

Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.

Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

nuttragg

Slang term for the piece of cloth, lavatory paper, or other absorbing material used to catch semen after ejaculation following a mans jerkoff session. Can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is an asshole or fucktard.

1st form: "Gross! Tommy left his nuttragg on the couch!"

2nd form: "I swear dude, you are the most worthless nuttragg I know."

by DJ_PsYkiK March 6, 2005

Nutcracker Spices

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina

-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?

by Krumplestiltskin March 6, 2011

nutballs

adj. possessing a dangerously low sanity level. having no capacity for complex thought. completely crazy.

Why is that girl drinking out of the toilet? She's nutballs!

by BnessEnvy January 22, 2007

nutbar

To describe someone as being a proper mentalist. Someone who is totally unhinged and delusional

Damn, Dr Hewitt has lost the plot. She's a proper Nutbar.

by Neil Hick August 11, 2007

Nutcrapper

When you get hit in the nuts so hard you shit yourself.

Roberto delivered onto himself a nutcrapper and had to go change his underwear.

by Klonte May 2, 2023