obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.
Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.
John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
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An individual that purposely and maliciously alters numbers for personal gain.
Someone who "cooks the books". A crooked accountant.
Someone who "cooks the books". A crooked accountant.
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Hey, I'm turning 15 this year.
Ew that's gross!
Why?
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Ew that's gross!
Why?
Because I hate the number 15.
That's numberist of you
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Guesstimate how many million bucks the digital or numerical vanity business is worth every year in Asia and the Middle East.
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